January 2011
“I wanted to tell Brian it was over now and everything would be okay.
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Queer as Folk moment
Guy: Mind if I ask you a question, pastor?
Pastor: Please.
Guy: This book, you have to believe all of it, not some of it, right?
Pastor: That's right.
Guy: So, do you like shrimp?
Pastor: Well, as a matter of fact, I do.
Guy: Because in Leviticus, a few scriptures before that "man lying with man is an abomination", it also says it's an abomination to eat shellfish. And shrimp are shellfish, right?
Pastor: What's your point, man?
Guy: I believe the point is, if you can eat shrimp, we can eat cock.
Pastor: Son, you need the Lord. You need to accept Jesus.
Guy: Oh, I accept Jesus. It's assholes like you that I have a problem with.
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